After opening with a greatest-hits montage, the film finds longtime Elm Street star Robert Englund moldering in hell, regretting that no one remembers the terror he wreaked long ago. Jason attempts to answer that last question, but from the titular psychopaths’ first scene together, the grudge match proves more interesting in theory than execution. Some help shock the mind into new ways of thinking, like “If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?” Some simply point back to the foolishness of asking too many questions, such as “How many angels could fit on the head of a pin?” Others fuel heated arguments in playgrounds and dorm rooms: “Who’s faster, Superman or The Flash?” “What was Achilles’ name when he hid among the women?” Or: “Who would win in a fight between Jason from Friday The 13th and Freddy from A Nightmare On Elm Street?” Dusting off two franchises at once, Freddy Vs. ![]() Unanswerable questions come in many varieties. ![]() Screenplay: Wes Craven, Victor Miller, Mark Swift, Damian Shannon ![]() Stars: Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Kelly Rowland
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